I think everyone knows about the rigid socialist regime under which we live here in Canada. Enforced healthcare, all income to the state in taxes – we get some back in a monthly allowance to ensure everyone has the same financial resources to live, ice housing provided by the state, etc.
I’m not sure that everyone is aware of the criteria by which we are granted our parenting licenses. There is a specific list of things we need to do every year to maintain our licenses. We only have to go for renewal every 3-5 years, but we are subject to random audits and monitoring. I was recently caught not fulfilling one of my fundamental duties as a Canadian parent and started remedial action today, which will allow me to maintain my license on a probationary term. I need to check in with the authorities every six months for the next two years and we need to have our papers in order because we are guaranteed to have at least three unannounced audits during that probationary period, not to mention five years enhanced monitoring.
As Canadian parents we have to meet the following deliverables in order to maintain a license in good standing. [Read more…]