I recently discovered that it was time to update my look. I was excited to learn that I should be striving to be a spornosexual. I have been somewhat lost ever since Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was cancelled. I relied on the guys to teach me how to dress and groom myself. Now I have found out that I can step it up a notch. All I needed to do is burn off all of my body fat, spend a bit of time in the gym so that I could get ripped and remove all of my body hair.
Now I didn’t really have the time or money to get the professional assistance that could have helped me achieve my goals so I figured out a few spornosexual hacks to get it all done. [Read more…]